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............ Television Truth
cgo v Television actresses don't mind
JJG sawoa paying a lot for their low-cut
)¢arw gowns when they feel they have
........... something to show for their
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6 DESIGNS Oa S e 11 Try
I C,UNTOAI,.J [ A pessimist is a woman driver
] ...... - ...... [ tSATERN 217 | who's sure she can't park her ear
• " ........... -: .... i in a tight place. An optimist is a
HESE amusing cutting boards mall who thinks she won't'ry.
and coasters are a necesslty ,-•-
i, n any kitchen. The tails make Wrong Place
good handles when used for serv- A widow visited a spiritualist
hag. Also note there is a hole in medium who soon had her in con-
each for hanging in some handy tact with her late husband. It was
place. The coasters are big a tense moment.
enough to double as hot dish "Dear John, are you happy
mats. Everything is complrte on there?"
pattern 217, price 25c.
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Drawer 10
They Learn Fast
Two little girls were playing.
One pretended that she wanted to
rent the other's playhouse.
"Have you any parents?" the
playhouse owner asked.
"Yes, two," was the reply.
"I'm sorry," the small landlady
haiti, "but I never rent to children
with parents. They're so noisy and
destructive"
DON'T DELAYDO IT TODAYI
Nobody likes to shop when the
stores are bulging with people. So
do your Christmas shopping early
"Very happy," replied the de-
parted one.
"Happier than you were here
with me?"
"Yes, much happier now."
"John, dear, what's Heaven
like?"
'Tin not in Heaven, dear!"
Loony Labor
A hlnatic was nailing shingles
on a wall. He was a very ener-
getic and workmanlike maniac,
wearing overalls with two large
pockets. As he extracted th nails
'from one pocket he looked at
them, hammering some in and
throwing the rest away.
i "Say, Wellington," said another
do it today! Check off your list :inmate who sauntered by, "why
and see how many are cigarette :.are you throwing half the nails
smokers. Then get each one a car- away?"
ton or two of America's most popu- , "Heads on the wrong end," was
lar cigarette -- cool, mild Camelsl Lhe curt answer,
It's so easy and so sure to please. "You dope," said the other,
Not only is each carton chock full "what do you think the other
of smoking enjoyment, but each pocket is for? Save those wrong
carton comes already gift-wrapped 'aries for the opposite wall."
with a built-in Christmas card for --e-
your personal greeting. If some of Affectionate Name
the men on your list a r e pipe- "Does your wife ever pay you
smokers or like to roll their own any comphlnents?" asked t h e
cigarettes, then get them the Na-curious bachelor.
tional Joy Smoke--Prince Albert, "Only in the winter," was the
America's most popular smoking nonchalant answer.
tobacco. The big one-pound tin "In the winter? How do you
comes in a Christmas box and it's :mean?"
a beauty. It's all ready to give. "When the fire gets low, she
No fuss, no bother. There's a space says, 'Alexander, the grate' !"
where you write in your greeting .......................
and that's all there is to it. So TAKE YOUR TIME!
: save time, save hustle and bustle
by giving cool, mild Camels and
mellow Prince Albert Smoking To-
bacco. See your dealer today.
Adv.
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(¢A'IICH BAB$ I
lerm aqAe 'MSaHoumm!
'.
That's right. That's what we saidt
Take y o u r time! Even though
Christmas is just around the cor-
ner, don't get jittery. Relax, This
Christmas give king-size Cavalier
Cigarettes to your smoking
friends, those who really enjoy an
extremely mild cigarette . . . How
about the pipe-smokers? Well, for
them and the "roll-your-owners"
I on your list, it's Prince Albert, :the
National Joy Smoke! Gift boxes?
Sure, that's all taken care of, tool
The Cavaliers come in an attrac-
tive bright, Christmasy carton--
with a space for your greeting
right on top... And the big pound
can of Prince Albert is in a holi-
day box, red and green and full
of holly, all ready for Christmas
giving, with the card built right in!
So you see? We meant it! Take
your time! Relax! Your Christmas
worries are over . . . It's Cava-
liers, the extremely mild cigar-
ette- and Prince Albert, Ameri-
ca's largest-selling smoking tobac-
co! Both practical, money-saving
gifts. Both available right now at
your dealersl --Adv.
fat reli
benefits of a mustard plaster without
the bother of making one. Just rub
it on chest, throat and back.
EAT ANYTHING WITH
FALSE TEETH !
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Mrs, Truman
RS. TRUMAN makes no bones
about her desire to turn the
White House over to new tenants. 8671
At a reception the other day. the 14-46
first lady confided to a grieved:
"This is a terrible life. We don't
save any privacy at all. If I wnt
o go across the hall to see the
President or Margaret, I have to
get dressed up. I can't just slip a
kimono on, for you never know who
you'll find in the hall. I'll be glad
when we get back to Independence
and can live like human beings."
Mrs. Truman said she thought
the government should provide pri-
vate living quarters away from
the White House for the first fam-
ily. She was referring, of course.
[o the fact that Secret Service
vigilance has been tightened since
the attempt on the President's life.
so that guards are on every floor
f Blair House.
I UllUI-tU OlllltWUllt[
Is a Versatile Frock
THE most versatile frock you
The Taft Brothers - own--the well tailored shirt-
Taft forces are so sore at broth-waist that takes handsomely to
er Charles Taft for announcing for a variety of fabrics and looks so
.overnor of Ohio that they may right for almost every occasion.
put genial Congressman George i Choice of sleeves and a wide size
Bender. a GaP stalwart, into lhe range.
Republican primary in Ohio to run * * *
against brother Charles.
There are several reasons for
this row over the younger member
af the Taft family. Primarily. Bob
raft forces are sore because two
rafts in a political race cause con-
fusion and make the public think
ne family is out to dominate the
state.
Second, brother Charles has
not been regular. He was a
friend of Franklin Roosevelt,
voted for him a couple of times
and sorted under him in the
Federal Security Administra-
tion and later in the State de-
partment during the war.
Charles also bolted the regular
Republicans in Cincinnati where
he has been a member of the
city eouncil and helped elect a
Democratic mayor, Albert Cash.
Backstage Boss
Democrat Frank McHale, tower-
ing boss of the onetime Indiana 2
per cent club machine, makes no
bones about the fact that he put
Hoosier banker Frank McKinney
across as Democratic national
chairman, coached him at his first
press conference, dictated letters
for him to sign, and arranged his
appointments.
McHale nabbed the committee
chairmanship for his protege by
the old adage of "being thar fustest
with the mostest."
Jake Arvey, the Chicago Dem-
ocratic boss, tipped McHale off
that Bill Boyle was on the skids
and suggested that the big Hoosier
might like the job himself. Where-
upon Mctlale put in a long-distance
call for his friend and fellow Irish-
man, Kingmaker Matt Connetly oi
Mr. Truman's staff.
"I know Just the type person
you need to restore the prestige
of the National Committee," he
said. "He should be young, a
successful business executive,
clean as a hound's tooth, and a
loyal Democrat."
"If you know that kind of a
guy. you've bought yourself a
nation! chairman," Connelly
said.
McHale then recommended Frank
McKinney who both fits the de-
scription and did a bang up job in
the Pentagon. Kingmaker Connelly
saw to it the door was bolted, re-
/used to let other Democrats with
candidates of their own see the
President.
Washington Items
Governor Dewey did not meet
secretly with Eisenhower at the
Waldorf as reported last week. A
broadway columnist got that xme
mixed with a Waldorf meeting
which did take place between Dew-
ey, Senator Duff of Pennsylvania,
Herbert Brownell, the Dewey GOP
mentor, and Gen. Lucius Clay.
Georgia-born Clay, a lifelong Dem-
acrat, is now in the Eisenhower
camp. The meeting discussed ways
and means of rounding up delegates
despite the fact that Ike cannot
declare until next spring.
There's not the slightest qne'
tion but that Ike started life as
a Democrat. llis first sleeh at I
the age of 18 at Abflee, Ka
sas. was at a Jackson Day dim i
her.
Taft-ites are suspected of putting
e neat one over on Arthur Krock.
He reported that Ike wculd camel
0ver to the Taft side if the senator
would desert the isolatioits
Washington Pipeline
Only diplomat who got the VIP
treatment at the Soviet embassy
party last week was Premier Mos-
sadegh of Iran. The Russians sup-
plied Mossadegh with a four-man
escort to run interference through
the big crowd which clustered three
deep around the caviar. (American ]
guests at the Soviet embassy shun I
Soviet champagne which is sweet I
and usually hot, but make a bee* 1
liI for the bowls of cavies as soon]
DOAN'S PILLS I
DUIIOOH S I..11-1" ,omes
From Volume of Gas
The lifting power of a balloon
depends on the volume of gas core
rained in the balloon. The forces
that raise it are the same as those
that keep a ship floating in water.
That is, the lift is equal to the
difference in weight between the
gas that is in the bag and the air
which the bag displaces.
A thousand cubic feet of air at
sea-level pressure w e ig hs 81
pounds, while the same volume of
hydrogen at similar pressure
weighs only 6 pounds. Thus, I000
cu. ft. of this gas will lift a total of
81 minus 6, or 75 pounds, in which,
of course, the balloon itself must
be included. Since 1000 cu. ft. of
helium weighs 11 pounds, this
would lift only 70 pounds.
The balloon stops rising when it
reaches a level where the atmos-
phere is so thin that the displaced
air weighs the same as the en-
closed gas.
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' The tedious business of trans-
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Rio Grande. It nevertheless con-
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Pointing up this fact, is an old
:.idea being tried anew on the lay .
i renees-walled frontier b e t w e e n
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. There, a new-type railroad-car
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track width has recently come into
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the 17th century had wheels set
five feet apart and rolled on
flanged tracks. Transfer of the
flange from rail to wheel produced
the track gauge of 4 feet, 8½
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Railroads of today employ a
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Cram less than two feet up to
5A feet as in Spain. Gauges of 3
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