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Th_ursday, January 4, 1951 i i q u ii I INDIAN VALLEY RECORD , i i VIRGIL ca<=T P fl YEss,. I L He 6ire you A _ EH; '(-,_. / -SF_ o 4NV I HAND WlTI-I TI-4A'T-- '---t .... -..; : - ., /FOuI, LETTEI;2. I % I' A WHIZ AT "JI By Len Kleis SUNNYSIDE THE OLD GAFFER By Clay Hunter ..... . --- " AN . G ceLg:) . ! :il i I BESS!E "YCgR HANDS, ) k,WASHIMG DISHES- By, NICK PEHH t/, MUTT AND JEFF /JEFF, Z'hl GOIHGTO //}[.J' \\; "IGIVIHG VOU ' TO PROVE VOLSELF ( i Y2 PROSPECTIVE ) ASA SALESh4AH I , THANKS, .LIEH'r-- IF k. ....... -- ( " I VOU CAN GET AN ---7- hr- €uo. f ORDER FROIVi HIM htK OUT.  / TWO "l -r-/* " x---r--( ORDERS. JITTER "'YOU MAKING? )  I-IATFOR I  REUEP TO FINISNTHAT I By Arthur Pointer : % P - I . -, - ( if::;:: WYLDE AND WOOLY HOWEVER, I COULD MAKE MY SERVICES AVAILABLE. By Bert Thomas 00ile0000u00hil00 Two Little Words A Washington matron once 3oasted-she could make President 2oolidge talk. Cornering him at a tinner, she sought to make good ]er hornet. "Oh, Mr. President," she said, :tying to disarm him with frank- less, "I have made a bet that I .'an make you say at least three ords." "You lose," Coolidge replied. • $ $ Using His Head Mozart, who was a pupil of aydn's, once made a bet with the aster that he could compose a piece that Haydn could not play. Within five minutes Mozart lashed off a script and handed it :o Haydn. "What's this?" he exclaimed fter he had played a few bars "Why here is a note to be played :n the middle of the keyboard, zhen the hands are stretched out :o both ends of the piano. Nobody .'an play such music " Smilingly, Mozart took Haydn's 21ace at the instrument and when ae came to that note, he leaned orward and strucg it with his osea member with which M( art was amply supplied Mix Up "Well; Sam, l'lJ tell you how it is You see, 1 married a widow, snd this widow bad a daughfer. then my father, being a widower, married our daughter, so you see my father is my own son-in-law." "Yes, I see." "Then again my step-daughter is my step-mother, ain't she? Well, hen, her mother is my grand- mother, ain't she? I am married o her, ain't I? So that makes me my own grandfather, doesn't it?" • • $ 'Taint Nice' A young skeptic in the congrega- :ion once interrupted Billy Sunday ith the question: "Who was Cain's wife?" The Evangelist answered in all ;eriousness: "I honor every seeker after this Colorful Frock Is Slim, Graceful 1220 .I I-II Young and Flattering illS STUNNING daytime frock is particularly flattering to a 'oung figure--it's so slim and graceful. A colorful contrasting abric blends nicely for sleeves grid skirt trim. • • s Pattern No, 1220 is a sew-rite per/o. ated pattern for sizes II. 12, 13. I, 16 md 18. Size 12, short sleeve, 2% yards )t 35 oz 39.1nch;  yard contrast, It's ready for you now--the new spring ,rid eummex issue o{ FASHION will de- Kht you w/tb Its fresh new look for oring; specia! designs, interesting fee res gift patern printed inside t.e 'ok. Send today for voor COpy--25 cents II i SEWING CIRCLE PATTIR'N DPT. 14'/ Well Ailms It.. CIllsllge (l 111, Please enclose 25 cents plue 5 cents In ln tog first-class mailins oJ lick pl tt4Hrlll delilr €1. Pattern No. ............. lllt, ...... Argll ., ............... .... ......... knowledge of the truth. But 1 have a word of warning for this ques- tioner. Don't risk losing salvation by too much inquiring after other men's wives." • $ • The Accent Nat Goodwin had an unenviable reputation among his fellow actors for--well, shall we call it extreme parsimony? One day he ap- proached a table in the Lambs Club, New York, at which two other historians were seated, and remarked that he was thinking of writing his autobiography. "With the accent on the 'buy ?" asked one of the actors meaningly. "No," put in the other quickly, "with the accent on the 'ought to.' " Planning for the Future? Buy U.S. Savings Bonds! How To Relieve Bronchitis Cr¢omu lsioa nlieves promptly becau it goca fight t the seat of the trouble to help loosen and expel germ laden phlegm and aid nature to soothe and heal raw, tender, inflamed bmnchlal membranes. Guaranteed to please you or money refunded. Creomulsiou hal stood tho test of millions of userl. CREOMUI:SION Eat Dickinson POP(ORi I i,lleitel,  Vgt.LOW WHtTI Don't lt"Cold Demons" make her chest feel gore, con- ge.ted rub on Mentholatum. Fast, safe Mentholatum helps lessen congestion. It vapors s)the inflamed passages, ease coughing spasms. Fo head colds, too.., makes breathing easiex. In jars, tube.